01 9 / 2014

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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01 9 / 2014

johnnydeppscock:

Punish the deed, not the breed.

(Source: huffingtonpost, via porcelianblack)

31 8 / 2014

taratjah:

Click here if the song doesn’t play

If you haven’t read all the mortal instruments books (so including cohf) scroll past this because it’s full of spoilers. There’s also a bit of a spoiler for the infernal devices.

31 8 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

quiet-beatle:

pavl0vee:

dofer49:

how elton john runs from the police

Must save rock and roll

I swear this is one of the best posts on tumblr 

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31 8 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

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31 8 / 2014

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

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31 8 / 2014

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31 8 / 2014

momlonde:

righteouskungfu:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

“We have to go back”

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you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

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31 8 / 2014

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

superwholockian-writer:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

Walking into school: 

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Logging into tumblr: 

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#this is too accurate

WoAH WHAT i MadE ThiS HolY nOTES

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31 8 / 2014

reallyscj:

buffystolethetardis:

legalmatter:

why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal

for all we know satan could like smooth jazz

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Spot on, Buffy fandom.

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31 8 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

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31 8 / 2014

madaras-lower-parts:

supersaiyanswagga:

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

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That gif is literally perfect

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